qpid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cat in the Kettle]

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I can't really give you anything for this. The graphics were your own, I give you credit for that. Reason why I can't give you much? As you said, it's been done before. The original submission in my opinion, was better (not that yours sucked, though), and it's been done. Sorry, better luck next time. :-(

ScrunchMuppet responds:

This was made without the knowledge that it had been previously done. I've seen the original (Now without the original audio) and its mostly just a guy in a chair singing in a restaraunt. Nice graphics but little action. I may be bias, but I still like mine better.
Better luck next time? LMAO - it did get a portal award so I believe the luck on this one is just fine.

[Bumble Bee]

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Hilarious..... but your'e still a fruit, even more for doing this. The singers were hilarious, though.

[Salesman]

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Different syle than movies I seen on here. Nicely made, music fit with it. The "ghostly image" that the other person didn't get, I got it. Great movie. That pre-loader with the shovel gave it away, though, so only one drawback.

[Mall Food - Burger Trauma]

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LOL! I'm a shift-manager and I know all about this. I especially hate the people that don't finish what they want with their combo-meals and go on to the next thing. This isn't Windows that we are on, the screen isn't set-up to work twenty food items all in different order! And, of course, guys like in your movie, want EVERYTHING special. Two-bottom buns, sauce on the side, cheddar instead of swiss, very light mayo, x-tra lettuce, no tomatoes, double-toasted, exactly four strips of bacon, fresh chicken out of the fryer, honey mustard on the side, with 20 packs of sauce. Brings me to another point, why do people ask for tons of sauce when I know they don't need it? Maybe we should start selling them gallons-o-sauce. Some people will ask for 20 packets of sauce (give or take) for one sandwich. That's nuts! Then they get all upset we didn't give them that many. We HAVE to charge them for it. We don't sell our sauce packets, but if you take more than what we are allowed to give, we'd be losing money. Ok, I'm ranting on and on, but I know how this guy feels sometimes. It's nuts what customers want sometimes. Noone knows how to order and noone knows what making money means, and noone knows maybe you should take what we give you sometimes, a little special something is fine, until you invented a whole new sandwich line! Ok, I'm done!

[Field Guide to Snapping]

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One of the best movies I've seem in a LONG time! The characters were PERFECTLY aligned with the music. This was excellent work. (I'd give it all tens, but a 0 for violence, of course, and 5 for humor, because I thought it was a little bit funny by the way the characters were dancing, but I was more focused on the movement and how it all went together.)
All I can say is, "Damn, your'e good!"

[Spew]

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okay, by what i can gather is this: the guy drinks beer and throws up, then he goes for a swim n it, the sperm goes thru his azz to find an egg but bites on his rectum..... lol just kiddin it was pretty good actually

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Woah close! It was a maggot that ate his feces and came out his eye.

[Chocobo Dance (v1.04)]

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I agree... truly a gay masterpiece. You know why? It was stolen. All you did was take the Chocobo game from the SquareSoft website and threw on some yellow. The real Chocobo game was short, but sweet. This.... just.... plain... fucking.... sucked. I feel sorry for you for taking graphics off of a game and naming it your own.

-Squaresoft Fan... the truest yet!-

[Osama Mastercard]

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this is so fucking stupid, i give no support for this. someone already did this with a picture on a porn site... dont you remember everyone doing somethin like that? this was stolen

[A Dream Lost]

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The music fit very well into your movie. If you don't remember which episode of Star Trek it's from, it's from where Captain Picard falls in love, having his dream right there with him, too. He plays this on an alien-type of flute and the woman plays it on a type of keyboard that lays out flat. He was trying to follow his dream, and... watch the movie and you will see what I mean. (Hate to be a spoiler.) Excellent work.

[Why We Shouldn't Litter]

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As you said, "Check out the date."